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ARCHEOLOGICAL FINDINGS: High Rocks, Gladstone, OR

Joe (in blue) found himself wishing the boat had emergency brakes.



Carbon dating reveals that some native rock paintings date nearly all the way back to the late nineties.


Early inhabitants carved elaborate toilet seats into the natural rock.


…also sinks.


Ruins of a temple pyramid provide evidence that the extent of the Mayan civilization has been severely underestimated.


Carved throne showing an unmistakable Atlantean influence



Carved throne - detail


Ripples in time


Ancient engineers drove these rings into large rocks. The large rocks were then hooked to UFOs, carved into shape by laser beams and utilized in the construction of huge pyramids.


Site of human sacrifice



Low cost housing



Front porch


Almost half as dangerous as Ali Baba’s 40 thieves


Patio with a view – watching the river run.





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