Wednesday, January 14, 2009

REVILED BEAUTY: Photographs of the Columbia River Gorge, 2006-2009

Back a few weeks when snow paralyzed a significant portion of Portland, a spare contingent of Portland Art Museum staff managed to open the facility’s doors on time and kept it running until reinforcements managed to straggle in. Their heroic efforts afforded me an opportunity to take in the WILD BEAUTY photo exhibition in relative solitude. http://www.northwestphotography.org/WildBeauty.htm



I’d been working at establishing a relationship with the gorge over the past couple of years… oh screw it.

…maybe it would be more accurate to say that, like some shallow, materialistic paparazzi, I’d been stalking the gorge with my camera, hoping to capture an intimate or private moment (say maybe a nipple slip) so it was an unexpected bonanza to find myself peeking into the equivalent of a childhood photo album.

The thing is, the pictures were really beautiful, and seemed to become more beautiful as it became evident how difficult the early art of photography was to practice, but the unspoken commentary that I began to hear was the proud whispering of entrepreneurial immigrants boasting of their remarkable feats of exploitation.

It was an odd feeling. I felt proud to be a member of a species so clever as to be able to bury Celilo Falls under a captive river, so clever as to be able to skim power from descending water, so clever as to be able to create infrastructure that doubles as art, but also, I felt like a dick – like wanting nothing so much as to ‘do it’ only to find myself later (and counter intuitively) mourning the loss of innocence.

The Columbia River gorge is still beautiful. We have a ways to go before we start sucking so much water out of it that it starts to flow backwards like some forsaken California river. But we should be mindful that come the next ice age, the tables will turn and any of our kind that are left (how’s that for optimism?) will be scoured out by glacier spawned floods that would impress even Noah.

Anyway, maybe someday, if Wild Beauty the Sequel comes out, I hope its editors might see fit to include a portrait of the gorge as I have come to know it.



Columbia River from I-84 – close to the Corbett exit - 01-11-2009







Oneonta Gorge - 02-18-2007



Vista House Lights from I-84 viewpoint – 01-11-2009




Vista House looking suspiciously like a Cylon – 09-16-2006
I suppose if you were tasked with crowning the Columbia River Gorge with a giant toilet facility, you could do a lot worse than this.


Beacon Rock – 08-04-2007


Bonneville Dam from Table Mt. – 04-01-2007


Columbia River in bondage – 01-13-2008


Beacon Rock from Bonneville Dam – 01-13-2008


Eagle Creek Trail – 01-01-2006



Columbia River – Looking West from under the Bridge of the Gods – 03-11-2007






Construction site near The Dalles Dam – 07-19-2008





Basalt cliffs – Washington Shore – Close to railroad tunnel #12 – 10-11-2008


From railroad tracks looking west – Washington shore – 10-11-2008


Fishing Platform – Washington shore – 10-11-2008




Near Hells Gate channel – 10-11-2008






Sunday, January 4, 2009

I'M AN OPTIMIST, DAMN IT!

The other day at work, a colleague described me as a pessimist (I remember thinking, “No good can come from this!)

Turns out, there’s some people who see the glass as half full, some who see it as half empty, and then evidently there’s my case where not only is the glass completely empty…the faucet isn’t working either.

But my immediate response was to deny it. I tried to argue that I’m among the first to look for the humor in particular situations. It was then I learned that gallows humor, “…finding irony or comedy in serious matters such as death,” is kind of an acquired taste.

But – but – I stuttered, what about my constant search for and appreciation of creation’s beauty as documented in these blog entries? Doesn’t that reflect some small measure of optimism?

Even as I said it, I completely expected that it wouldn’t save me from a futile life as a cynical pathetic wallflower. So I thought I’d take another stab at inspirational, perhaps even optimistic ‘free verse’ to exercise my atrophied optimism gland.


Detail - View from Mt. Tabor looking West - 12-06-08

god’s finger
traces a golden lining
round advancing arctic clouds
that, come to think of it,
look like a giant scar across a vulnerable sky
a scar just like the ones I scraped
across my bursting heart
ten crimson scars gouged deeply with my long dirty fingernails
tearing ventricles asunder
instead of giving it to her
so she could do it



View from Mt. Tabor looking West - 12-06-08
How about that one? Did you read the part about the golden lining? That’s got to be way better than a silver lining.


Lumber yard - S.E. Portland - 12-20-08
searching, searching
stinging ice pellets
driven by hostile winds
redden my cheeks – the only parts exposed
from the shelter of my new high tech jacket
a loving gift from my sister
who worries about my safety during hikes…
cold frozen paw sticking out of the drift
i hope that’s not her cat I lost yesterday



Residential light display - E. Portland - 12-21-08

wow!
trudging through snow drifts
suddenly transported to the happiest place on earth
winter Disney wonder world!
days of creative labor
a prefect gird of light bespeaks painstaking attention to detail
a free gift to the neighborhood…
or maybe not so free.
wheels in the electric meter spin insanely
old people down the block in an ice cold house
slowly freeze because of the blackout
salmon perish in the shadow of multiple hydro-electric dams
Merry Christmas

Neighborhood tavern - E. Portland - 12-21-08

the Neighborhood tavern – a warm oasis in the storm
where alcohol fosters a rich sense of community
and everybody knows your name
where you can drink until you can’t remember your problems
and boy does that feel good
i think I’ll have another
but outside, every minute passing,
the drifting snow is piling higher
no! It didn’t stop snowing
no! The landlord didn’t stop asking for his rent
no! You’re not getting any younger
that’s right.
you’re not getting any younger



Mt. Tabor Park - 12-22-08

we walked through a wardrobe
and found this beautiful mystical place behind a rack of coats.
we’ll meet at this lamp-post later
we’ve heard tell of a magnificent Christ-like lion
he’s supposed to be friendly I guess
maybe that’s Him roaring somewhere behind us
and the sound of lips smacking
wet enthusiastic licking
sudden quiet
hey, where’s Lucy?




Mt. Tabor Park - 12-22-08

maybe my future lies around this peaceful corner
some serial killer dressed like a white nose clown






Detail -View West from the top of Mt. Tabor - 12-22-08

there must be
over a hundred thousand people down there
starting lives
laughing and loving
caring
beginning careers
really Living
reaching goals
making memories
entering History
…but not me.

View West from the top of Mt. Tabor - 12-22-08

my beloved Portland
digs out of its snowy blanket
the snow covered ground reflects the city lights
back into the air and illuminates the clouds
unusually bright night
i suppose in effect
much like distinctive mushroom clouds
from detonating hydrogen bombs
it just takes one suitcase nuke


Top of Mt. Tabor - 12-25-07

Thursday, December 25, 2008

...MUST HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR...

According to a tale in the Talmud, the prophet Elijah said that there will be reward in the next world for those who bring laughter to others in this one.

- Humor in the Holocaust: Its Critical, Cohesive, and Coping Functions by John Morreall, Ph.D.

But the ancient Greeks, Shakespeare, and other dramatists took their comedy more seriously than that. They realized that comedy is not "time out" from the real world; rather it provides another perspective on that world. And that other perspective is no less valuable than the tragic perspective. As Conrad Hyers has suggested, comedy expresses a "stubborn refusal to give tragedy . . . the final say."

- Humor in the Holocaust:Its Critical, Cohesive, and Coping Functions by John Morreall, Ph.D.


Routine thinking, such as deductive logic, occurs within a single field of association; but creative thinking, such as the formulation of a joke, involves two or more planes of thought.
– Steven H. Kim, Essence of Creativity

Writers throughout the ages have recognized humor as a rich arena for creativity, perhaps even the quintessence of intelligent behavior.

– Steven H. Kim, Essence of Creativity

…after 10 years of research on this little-studied topic, I concluded that laughter is primarily a social vocalization that binds people together. It is a hidden language that we all speak.
- Robert Provine, The Science of Laughter


I went to a Christmas party the other day, and got the rare opportunity to experience what I believe is a classic form of Schadenfreude (a word Troy taught me) – the secret pleasure one derives from another person’s misfortune.





Pictured in the foreground, a well respected supervisory person whose name rhymes (coincidentally) with Dick, partook of the season’s festive spirits with joyful enthusiasm, as we all did. But part of his ‘misfortune’ was that he ended up pioneering the boundary between wakefulness and semi-consciousness earlier than some others who had access to a giant permanent black ink marker.

I had often heard of fraternity stunts featuring permanent markers, but I had never actually witnessed such behavior before. I felt compelled to document the proceedings with my camera. I am still trying to work out the complex psychological turmoil that allowed me to watch in amazement, laugh, feel guilt, and experience a deep seated fear that it might next happen to me while never once causing me to want to step in and prevent the activity from occurring. I can only conclude that I am a bad friend – and my only defense is a pathetic, “but it was funny”.




‘____’ (whose name rhymes with Dick) bravely consented to share the preceding pictures in this blog forum. He has been a great sport and I would dare to say that his good natured response to this incident has earned him a measure of respect. It should also be noted that the permanent ink turns out to be not so permanent, so no long term repercussions were endured.
In fact, the ‘permanent ink artist’ has received a relatively higher percentage of ridicule as a result of this incident because his rendering of ‘Florida’ has been judged to be either inept or sadly reflective of the shape of his own ‘Florida’.

Speaking of fraternities, I guess you could say that the men of the synthesis department (as they’re sometimes called) form a defacto fraternity at the place where I work. In this image, they show their solidarity by communally celebrating one individuals embarrassing exit from the restroom with a toilet paper tail.



Due to the ready availability of various disposable syringes and a wealth of Tygon tubing, a long running water fight has been underway since long before my employment. For some reason, we never grow tired of making each other appear to be incontinent.




Water delivery systems have grown more elaborate and complex over the years, spurring research into the feasibility of waterproof safety-pants. Counter-intuitively, the repeated wetting of pants seems to promote morale, though escalated exchanges in the summer months sometimes lead to symptoms of post traumatic stress disorder.



Not much of a water warrior, I seem better able to contribute to the fraternal dialogue with various graphically based caricatures.

Sometimes the truth hurts, as this masterful caricature of me (executed by my brother Troy) demonstrates.




From the drawing Sacred Cows - by Scott
During my early college career in Kansas, I wasted at least a semester pursuing a futile quest to tip over a cow – an early testament to my enduring gullibility.


Lost amidst the vast flat plains of golden Kansas wheat fields, any vertical interruption of the horizon was an invitation to a climbing adventure.



Photo Credit - Brad Clark

This photo shows The Gregory Hall Expedition Team previous to their ill fated first attempt to scale the Pihlblad Memorial Union building. The Pihlblad building was the closest peak available save for Coronado Heights. A second expedition eventually sumitted later that winter owing to greater intelligence regarding the campus security patrol routes.








There was a real artist in the art program at my college. He had real art ideas and real ambition and he turned out a stunning array of extremely technically proficient abstract art. But my friend Mike and I didn’t get it. Yes, this particular welded steel piece had incredible upward thrusting almost phallic energy…but to be honest, it looked like a giraffe to us.





The night before this piece was to be shown, we jealous Philistines made the giraffe connection explicit with what we hoped would be a bit of non-damaging modeling clay. Turns out the modeling clay left an oily residue that made this joke very unfunny.




Speaking of Kansas, there are some religious people who think that fossils like these are one of God’s practical jokes to test the faith of those who ought to know that the world is only six thousand years old.


The Elephant of Surprise – a symbol for an omnipotent God who perhaps isn’t good – modeled after Old Testament descriptions

Speaking of God, for awhile I also thought He was a practical joker, but kind of a mean one. Watching your Dad get cancer is bad enough, but suspecting he finally succumbed to chemotherapy – the cure - seems somehow sinisterly ironic. (Turns out my God narrative was kind of simplistic and probably painted Him as more of a micro-manager than He really is – if He is.)


It may be that God is still kind of funny. I like his story about coming to save the world by injecting himself into history as a human infant.
Merry Christmas.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Winter Storm: Death Metaphor or Day-Off Blessing?


At about eight in the morning (Sunday), low hanging, heavy and almost tangible gray clouds start, like malevolent peppermills, grinding out hard flakes.




Squat dirty buildings cluster around the Morrison Bridge on-ramps as if to seek shelter with the rest of the unloved.








…meanwhile, Sunday drivers discover that... ice is slippery.



When you need flares, you can’t get them.




A portion of the Eastbank Esplanade appears through drawn snow curtains.




Evidence mounts that running is a kind of mental disorder.




Even mannequins rush to the window to see the snow fall.




The winter storm nearly succeeds in creating a cold, monochromatic world that demonstrates how little regard nature has for our dreams and desires, but one individual fights back with a bold red umbrella reserved for indomitable-spirit-of-mankind-metaphor-enactments.




As dusk approaches, the stars come out on Broadway.


Here and there, a warm oasis

…or evidence of renewal

Streetlights blink on to endure the night.

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