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A FEW MOMENTS I WAS IN (While Moving Furniture)

I helped Mr. and Mrs. P move some furniture to a beach house in Lincoln City.  On the morning we were to load the truck, menacing rain clouds demonstrated their ability to saturate the earth at will with intimidating bursts of precipitation. Not to be nonplussed, Mr. P, who seemingly has the right tool for the right job (no matter how obscure) demonstrated his determination to beat the clouds by pulling a tarp out of his shed that, in its folded state, was just a little bit bigger and heavier than all the furniture we had to move, and unfolded, well... let's just say that standing on opposite ends, we couldn't hear each other over the vast distance unless we used walkie-talkies (and even then we had to gesticulate wildly like near-sighted monkeys).  Once the huge tarp was deployed, the rain clouds moved on to easier prey. In fact, it wouldn't rain again for the duration of the task.


A picture of the coast just South of Lincoln City which doesn't really illustrate anything I've written about so far.
Turns out I like moving furniture with Mr. P. 
Although Mr. P has the stature of a man who could move things by brute force if he wanted to, he doesn't. I'm not saying he's old, but he's lived long enough to have experienced countless moving events (not because there are too many events to count, but because he can't remember them all) and he possesses the native intelligence to remember a few hard-won helpful pointers. This has resulted in a methodical approach to moving that emphasizes economy of energy. So, even though I'm out of shape, I can count on plenty of 'rest pauses' as furniture shapes are mentally juggled like Tetris blocks in Mr. P's impressive mental-simulation where complex problems are solved prior to any physical exertion. Sometimes it takes me a while to come around to his way of thinking, but if I listen to his advice, I'm sometimes treated to mini-miracles, like when three and a half foot wide sofas fit through three foot wide doorways at the bottom of tight stairwells (and all accomplished without saws or sledge-hammers... or sheet-rock repair).


Grass holding on to the land for all it's worth and pointing in alarm at the impending approach of the ocean. This picture is still not addressed in the body of the text.
The quiet diesel engine chattered away in its normal fashion that makes gasoline engine drivers worry about the oil level but which goes unnoticed by diesel engine drivers. The expansive tarp billowed here and there, but couldn't escape from the near infinite number of straps and cords that contained the furniture securely like a papoose strapped to a cradle board. I say 'infinite number' because Mr. P couldn't remember exactly how many straps he has, and every time I thought they were used up, he'd pull another one out of the truck like a magician.


The waves don't seem to be able to reach up this far, so perhaps the erosion is caused by the ceaseless trampling of visitors like me, who scramble up and down the cliffs in search of remarkable vistas. In any case, it is easy to see the exposed roots, and thereby understand how grass can be so important in stabilizing soils perched atop basalt capes.



Once the truck was unloaded and the furniture placed in approximate positions, Mr. and Mrs. P took me on a short orientation tour of the area, the highlight of which turned out to be a journey through a maze of tortured trees to Fishing Rock. The maze was a manicured tunnel through those wiggly trees you only see at the coast or at timberlines - those trees that mark their lives in brutal wind and thin rocky soils by tracing their anguish in the contorted shapes of their limbs. I admired the trees. They manage to grow in the face of adversity. But then, they have to. They have no legs. The fact is, they're stunted, and I bet if they could walk, they'd saunter off immediately like so many whip-smart octopi. This made me begin to feel ashamed for sticking it out so many years at my job because it turns out I have legs. I guess you have to be honest with yourself and figure out if you're NOT quitting because you think you will eventually win, or if you're not quitting because you've got nowhere else to go. I guess you also have to be able to look carefully in a mirror every once in a while and see if you're starting to resemble Quasimodo. I'm not sure what the lesson here is. I still harbor an idealistic notion that one person can make a difference, but the trees make me acutely aware that legs have survival value. 

Speaking of trees and lessons, when someone takes you on a tour through a winding tree maze, you should actively participate in the navigation process and construct a mental map...because you never know.



From atop Fishing Rock, you can look down on various inter-tidal micro eco-systems and marvel at the various manifestations of life that stake out patches of sheer rock as nurseries in the face of  hydraulic battering rams and ultraviolet showers.



Sunday's waves stirred the ocean into a froth and hurled themselves into the pillow-basalt rocks and cliffs of Fishing Rock. The hard basalt retreats a little bit each day, and has done so ever since its molten lobes erupted out of the cold water 50 to 70 million years ago. Maybe it is instructive to note that in the midst of a venue where water perpetually hammers rocks into sand,  a multitude of transparent, passive blobs manage to thrive. While it is never on the perennial list of top ten spirit animals, the jelly-fish, with its 700 million year success story, is perhaps under-rated.



I slipped out of from under my backpack and pulled out the shutter-remote and the tripod and started dicking around with the quick-release tripod legs which haven't really been 'quick release' since the salt-water dunking they took at Thor's Well. I walked back and forth along the rock, comparing views and visualizing scenes, thinking ahead to potential sunset pictures. Mr. and Mrs. P were likely reminded of headless chickens and politely dismissed themselves. While I wasn't paying attention, the sun made a break for the horizon, catching me undecided and unprepared.





Alone, I was able to explore the low light capabilities of my camera, and watch colors bloom and fade in a steadily diminishing dynamic range of light.




Alone, I felt the rumble and the threat of the returning tide. I took for granted that morning was already on its way. The full moon rose behind me as the west horizon's red halo faded to a pinkish pastel. Soon, the stunted forest's unkempt comb-over of a canopy glowed blue in the moonlight and the marine air seemed to thicken and become visible and mute the pounding surf. The calm air felt like a blessing of peace in a land of volatile extremes. I didn't feel at home...but I did feel lucky.



Later - much later - clouds amassed in a vast tower above the end of the shore, like a lopsided mushroom cloud, and spilled out over the ocean... but succeeded only in obscuring the moon-set.



The subtle return of color heralded the sun's approach, long before it became visible.








The Pacific (peaceful ocean) spastically slapped against the steep sand incline, straining for the cliffs it savaged during the night, but the moon slowly pulled it away, much like old Mr. Sullivan breaking up a fight during P.E.. The houses above the cliffs stood at the edge, whether arrogant or slow, still symbols of the good life.



In the morning, I negotiated the stunted tree maze with considerably more success than I did during my nocturnal regress when I unexpectedly explored several wrong paths. Sun beams filtering in through the canopy served to indisputably mark the proper cardinal direction if not the actual path. Still, the path tributaries of the maze point into the forest like a river draining into the mouth of Fishing Rock. Exiting the forest is more like searching for its unknown headwaters.





Not far to the south, Fogarty Creek meets the ocean, but can barely be compelled to enter until coaxed by low tide and the resulting elevation difference. Here the ocean waits for beachcombers who aren't paying attention and sneakily fills their shoes with salt water and sand, also wetting their pants for them if given the opportunity.



It was just cold enough in the morning shade to make emerging sunbeams as welcome as a masseuse's warm fingers on a tired knotted back.





Fogarty creek takes an uncertain path through the sand standing between it and the ocean. Its meanders are determined by the way the ocean has sculpted the beach during it's brief six hour reign. Plants trying to set down roots can get a little frustrated.



Just North of Fishing Rock, the ocean has stripped all the sand off the beach leaving a black layer of what feels, to the finger, like clay but which cushions the shoe like rubber playground mats. Everywhere in this layer is evidence of a vast forest. Fully rooted stumps poke out of the layer, their tops battered and splintered. 



Neighboring stumps twine their roots together as if in support.




Great logs, like fallen soldiers, lie in between the stumps.




If I imagine the scene covered in moss, I could easily pretend to be hiking along any rain-visited coastal forest...albeit with pretty extensive wind damage.



The trees are not petrified, but they don't belong in an intertidal zone and so I was faced with a delightful science mystery. How long does it take for wood to disintegrate? How long does it take wood to disintegrate underwater? Is there enough evidence to say that this was indeed a forest, and not a layer of driftwood buried in something besides sand? If it was a forest, was it a 300 year old coastal forest dropped into the sea by the last subduction zone earthquake (this was the theory propounded by Uncle Rico just before his unfortunate demise during the Dungeness crab spawning event at Willapa Bay back in 2014)?

See also, this short video clip that describes what happens to the coastal geography during a subduction zone earthquake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wWnWtFQpNE

On the way home from the coast, as the big 'quiet' diesel chattered over the top of the coastal range, the moon suddenly appeared on the eastern horizon in that big way it has of looking like it has escaped its orbit and is plummeting headlong toward earth. Mr. and Mrs. P both thought it would make a wonderful picture, but I knew all I'd end up with is a featureless white dot on a black background, and that the two of them would long be out of patience by the time I'd set up the appropriate gear to get anything more. So I tried to explain how sometimes it's just better to appreciate the moment - to be entirely 'in the moment' and not distance yourself by working to document it - to be a participant and not an observer, just like Sean Penn explains to Ben Stiller as he passes up a chance to photograph the long sought after snow leopard he has tracked down high in the Himalayas. They thought this explanation was funny (or maybe stupid) and Mr. P teased me mercilessly about appreciating the moonrise 'moment' for the entire fifty miles it loomed in the front window, particularly when we passed by a scenic alpine lake that reflected the moon in a breathtaking image that he was sure would have been an award winner.

What were we talking about?

I forget.


Comments

  1. Fishing Rock and Fogerty Creek are really special places. When I was a kid, there was a dead bull sealion on the beach just north of Fishing Rock. I bet you can guess how we figured it out that it was a bull and not a cow. I poked it with a stick. ;)

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